Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Announcements!

1)
I HATE FEBRUARY 14th.
Not because it's CK's birthday, mind you. It's just.. A day created by some retarded fella in history to torment all the single people in the world. *karate-chops that fella, Mr. Tan style*

Okay, I shall try not to make a fuss out of this day. Say, erm.. maybe.. singletons unite and protest against this day? Kidnap all the couples on the street and bring them to walk the plank!! Rawr!! Summon evil forces from hell to brainwash all the couples!!

Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you have infinite coursework to attend, limited cash to spend, and most important of all, a com with 2gig ram and equipped with up-to-date graphic card which allows you to play almost every games in the market? (Well, unfortunately, I don't have that kind of com. My bro does. Sigh.)
Okay I'm posting this because I'm still single. It would be a different story when I'm no longer single. Ha-ha. XD

2)
I'm not desperate. It just that, it sucks to see yourself walking everywhere with both of your hands swinging and literally flailing around, with absolutely nothing to hold on to, while almost all your friends around you are sharing their food with their partner and taking turns to feed each other. In front of you. x.x

I'm not flaming anyone in particular nor trying to be rude but, gosh, just leave those moments for yourselves okay? Learn to understand other's feelings. Don't french kiss each other or wrap/ UHU glue yourself around your partner in front of your friends. Especially if some of your friends are single and sensitive. lol. These actions will make them suddenly aware of their status - single and available but no demand in the market, at least not in a ten years' time.

You can make a difference *wink*. Control your lust. Ingatlah kawan yang tersayang. XD



3)
Now, the main point of this post - basically the words up there are just craps I typed to kill time. lol. Please don't be offended by them *stares at readers with angelic watery eyes *. I shall delete them if you find them offensive. Bluek.

I got the offer from Monash! ^^V (I'm not bragging or anything.. just wanna share :D )
At last.. A lot of emotions and thoughts flooded me for like, 3 consecutive days, and I have made up my mind. In fact, it was a no-brainer, considering the amount of money my parents can save.

For a few times, I almost selfishly chose to continue with the twinning programme in IMU. The thought of going overseas and experience a whole new culture and dating a blonde "guai mui" (told you i was serious about this XD ) and build my career and family there.. It's just too tempting. I mean, it would be a whole new chapter of my life!

But sometimes you have to snap back into reality. I'm not a son of some multibillionaire. lol. Can't afford to overspend on the second child of four.

Man I'm really not the boy that I was months ago. I should be choosing Monash without even a single doubt in my mind.

Me : You have let me down many many times, my friend..
Monash : But, but, but.. (try saying this within 1 second)
Me : But oh well.. Since the offer has arrived after all.. I shall forgive you. Waaaaaakakakakaka. Make sure you treat me nicely.
Monash : Ohh, thank you, my lord!! Thank you!! I'll definitely give you lotsa coursework and dictionary-thick books for you to memorise!! But you still have to buy the books yourself anyway!! Hurray!!
Now I felt a lot better. Like I've transfigured a huge burden of my parents into a smaller one (it's still big, though).
Cheers!!! ^^V

1 comment:

  1. xD You're being dramatic! LOL. Anyway, congrats again on your offer to Monash! Hehe. See you on Monday!

    ReplyDelete