Hehe.. This may be my last post this year..
Tomorrow will be action-packed! xD
2008 is just seconds away!!
Targets!
1. Study hard and get matched into top uni in UK xD
2. Get a girl and ditch the gayness in me.
3. Watch many, many movies.
4. Learn piano.
5. Improve my chess skills and take part in MAPCU Chess ^^
6. Keep in touch with all my friends.
7. Get myself to speak properly. (I know, I know, I tend to fast-forward-ize my already "blurry" speech.)
8. Get involved in sports more actively! (wakkaa now I'm picking up basketball again. Well.. Swimming can be quite boring sometimes.. )
Sunday, December 30, 2007
New Year!
Friday, December 28, 2007
Daemons!
Wakaka I found some interesting stuffs at Bi Lin's blog..
Well I gave it a try obviously. xD
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Sigh.
It's confirmed that I'll be going to IMU next year.
Thanks to my monash interview.
Only if I did not screw it up..
Everyone around me passed.
But I failed that retarded interview.
SIGH!!! >.<'' I'm sooooo close already. I can almost feel it. Can barely touch it.
But I just let it slip out my hands.. Between my fingers.
I wish I could be a part of that world.
But I know it ain't happening.
Maybe life would be better at IMU. (Well, at least the travelling fees and time are greatly reduced. At the cost of double the amount of tuition fees.)
My parents are putting me on a twinning programme there..
Like what my parents said.. Maybe my "jodoh" is with IMU..
In, say, five years' time.
Maybe I would be a doctor already, and (hopefully) I'm enjoying my life.
Maybe I'll say "Monash suxxxxx!!!! xD IMU roxxxxxxx "
But whenever I looked back..
I will always remember..
That my journey in MUFY ended with a "sigh".
Movies and arcade, anyone?
Thanks to my monash interview.
Only if I did not screw it up..
Everyone around me passed.
But I failed that retarded interview.
SIGH!!! >.<'' I'm sooooo close already. I can almost feel it. Can barely touch it.
But I just let it slip out my hands.. Between my fingers.
I wish I could be a part of that world.
But I know it ain't happening.
Maybe life would be better at IMU. (Well, at least the travelling fees and time are greatly reduced. At the cost of double the amount of tuition fees.)
My parents are putting me on a twinning programme there..
Like what my parents said.. Maybe my "jodoh" is with IMU..
In, say, five years' time.
Maybe I would be a doctor already, and (hopefully) I'm enjoying my life.
Maybe I'll say "Monash suxxxxx!!!! xD IMU roxxxxxxx "
But whenever I looked back..
I will always remember..
That my journey in MUFY ended with a "sigh".
Movies and arcade, anyone?
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Thursday, December 20, 2007
End. Fin.
After the Graduation Night last tuesday, somehow I got a feeling that I wont have a chance to meet some of my college friends again.
I really love and enjoyed my college life (except tuesdays which I had 5 classes straight haha)
It have been quite a memorable year for me..
Special thanks to :
Ann June, Chu Ian, Ivan, Ben, Bee Theng, Andrew, Mei Ling, Sze Yee, Crystal, Nisha, Chloe, Chung Yee, Aeon, Shu Yi, Lip Boon, Ricky, Joon Seong, Yee Mun, Vrinda, Smeetha, Gary, Steph, Cynthea, Choo, Sook Jean, Elaine, lecturers (Ms. Saras, Ms. Kavitha, Pn. K, Ms Dewika, Mr Mustafa)
and of course.. the CUTE KIT YEE xD (kit yee is soo gonna to give me mega-punch lolz)
I don't think I have listed everyone out.. haha.. sorry if i forgot to insert your name somewhere up there XD
Honestly, it would have been an extremely sucky year without you guys!
Even sometimes it's just a warm smile or "*hugs*"..
You people brighten up my day!
Well.. College life has come to an end.
It's "goodbye" for now, but I knew that our path will cross again in the future.
You ain't getting rid of me that easy!! Mwuahahahahaha >D
Thanks again. For everything. =)
Btw, Ms. Saras really came to grad night with sari. LOL.
I really love and enjoyed my college life (except tuesdays which I had 5 classes straight haha)
It have been quite a memorable year for me..
Special thanks to :
Ann June, Chu Ian, Ivan, Ben, Bee Theng, Andrew, Mei Ling, Sze Yee, Crystal, Nisha, Chloe, Chung Yee, Aeon, Shu Yi, Lip Boon, Ricky, Joon Seong, Yee Mun, Vrinda, Smeetha, Gary, Steph, Cynthea, Choo, Sook Jean, Elaine, lecturers (Ms. Saras, Ms. Kavitha, Pn. K, Ms Dewika, Mr Mustafa)
and of course.. the CUTE KIT YEE xD (kit yee is soo gonna to give me mega-punch lolz)
I don't think I have listed everyone out.. haha.. sorry if i forgot to insert your name somewhere up there XD
Honestly, it would have been an extremely sucky year without you guys!
Even sometimes it's just a warm smile or "*hugs*"..
You people brighten up my day!
Well.. College life has come to an end.
It's "goodbye" for now, but I knew that our path will cross again in the future.
You ain't getting rid of me that easy!! Mwuahahahahaha >D
Thanks again. For everything. =)
Btw, Ms. Saras really came to grad night with sari. LOL.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
to Kit Yee!!!
(well, to those from SAB, this kit yee is wong, not chow. LOL xp)
She's officially 17 years old already!
Haha.. So young, yet so smart.
Salute! xD
(will update this post after celebrating her birthday wakeke)
(well, to those from SAB, this kit yee is wong, not chow. LOL xp)
She's officially 17 years old already!
Haha.. So young, yet so smart.
Salute! xD
(will update this post after celebrating her birthday wakeke)
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Outings!!!
Wakakakaka!
Went to Pavilion last friday for Enchanted..
Went to Leisure Mall yesterday for the Warlords..
Both movies are very nice! Watch them! ^^
Phew..
Too many things happened lately..
And watching movies/outings really helped a lot, in terms of releasing stress.. haha..
My next target is arcade!! *roar*
Time Crisis!
House of the Dead!
By the way, I'm going to Graduation Night today!
Looking forward to see my college mates and teachers again..
(I hope Ms Saras wont come with sari xP ! lol jk jk!)
Hmmm some of my friends proposed a "Christmas gift exchange programme"..
Christmas is a week from now, and I haven't really figured out what to get for them!! >.<''
Any suggestions?
haha..
Went to Pavilion last friday for Enchanted..
Went to Leisure Mall yesterday for the Warlords..
Both movies are very nice! Watch them! ^^
Phew..
Too many things happened lately..
And watching movies/outings really helped a lot, in terms of releasing stress.. haha..
My next target is arcade!! *roar*
Time Crisis!
House of the Dead!
By the way, I'm going to Graduation Night today!
Looking forward to see my college mates and teachers again..
(I hope Ms Saras wont come with sari xP ! lol jk jk!)
Hmmm some of my friends proposed a "Christmas gift exchange programme"..
Christmas is a week from now, and I haven't really figured out what to get for them!! >.<''
Any suggestions?
haha..
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Damn it. Damn it.
3 more marks.
Damn it.
To do medic in Monash, i need:
1. ISAT (/)
2. Interview (X)
3. 360 marks (X)
Guess what?
I failed to accomplish 2 out of the 3 criterias.
And I don't think appeal letters are gonna save me.
Why the hell I wanna study medic?
If I'm planning to do other courses.. I should be celebrating now already..
Why the f it's me.
Why I'm the one who cannot pass the damn interview.
Why the heck I just cant get the 3 marks?!
Now I feel like I'm a useless crap.
Good for nothing.
Don't tell me you understand how I feel right now.
Because that would be a lie.
Argh..
Just leave me alone.
Damn it.
To do medic in Monash, i need:
1. ISAT (/)
2. Interview (X)
3. 360 marks (X)
Guess what?
I failed to accomplish 2 out of the 3 criterias.
And I don't think appeal letters are gonna save me.
Why the hell I wanna study medic?
If I'm planning to do other courses.. I should be celebrating now already..
Why the f it's me.
Why I'm the one who cannot pass the damn interview.
Why the heck I just cant get the 3 marks?!
Now I feel like I'm a useless crap.
Good for nothing.
Don't tell me you understand how I feel right now.
Because that would be a lie.
Argh..
Just leave me alone.
Friday, December 7, 2007
Aquarius!!! (nothing special.. just for fun.. lolz)
From Facebook:
Excerpt From "The New Astrology©" by Suzanne White
A tendency to human love and understanding is decidedly Aquarian. Aquarians are people who care about the sorrows and poverty of others. Aquarians are Samaritans who lie awake nights worrying about starvation and drought. Aquarians wish they might do something about the miseries of their fellow men. Aquarians care.
As Aquarians dream of reaching out to help and are thus crusaders for the good of mankind, they don't always have a tremendous amount of time to spend at home. Aquarians are worldly and other-oriented. Sometimes, their families come last. In their zeal to save the world Aquarians often forget to buy the dog food.
Aquarians are cool customers. Before committing any act or making any major decision, Aquarians think things through. They prefer peace to conflict. It's not that they don't have strong opinions or shrink before confrontation. It's just that Aquarians like to remain detached and aloof from banalities. For that reason, they prefer not to get involved in terrestrial "nonsense" such as petty arguments or domestic tumult.
Aquarians need no one. You will often find them living alone or as an aloof partner in marriages where their mate travels a lot. It is easy for Aquarians to have a few parallel lives, as they never let one hand know what the other is doing. They are pleasant people and usually very honest-in their own way. They can, however, be considered selfish, as they like to behave according to their personal style. They don't enjoy being told what to do. Aquarians are not dictatorial. But they like power. Yet they won't use force to achieve their goals. Aquarians are clever and elusive characters to whom stratagem is second nature.
They surround themselves with friends and are usually liked by all. But, in a strange way, Aquarians are not really connected to terrestrial matters. They tend to hover about three feet over their own heads all the time and seem to be observing life from a silent helicopter position. It is said that Aquarius is the sign of madness or great power. More United States presidents were born in Aquarius than in any other sign.
You can be the intimate friend of an Aquarian and expect to see him once a year. Aquarius won't require too much of their mates. Aquarians are really very eccentric. If you love an Aquarian, don't hang on him or her. Don't pry into her private life, and above all, when your Aquarian shows up after a two-month absence from your life, don't ask questions. Just "Hello. How are you?" Aquarians detest rendering accounts.
Excerpt From "The New Astrology©" by Suzanne White
A tendency to human love and understanding is decidedly Aquarian. Aquarians are people who care about the sorrows and poverty of others. Aquarians are Samaritans who lie awake nights worrying about starvation and drought. Aquarians wish they might do something about the miseries of their fellow men. Aquarians care.
As Aquarians dream of reaching out to help and are thus crusaders for the good of mankind, they don't always have a tremendous amount of time to spend at home. Aquarians are worldly and other-oriented. Sometimes, their families come last. In their zeal to save the world Aquarians often forget to buy the dog food.
Aquarians are cool customers. Before committing any act or making any major decision, Aquarians think things through. They prefer peace to conflict. It's not that they don't have strong opinions or shrink before confrontation. It's just that Aquarians like to remain detached and aloof from banalities. For that reason, they prefer not to get involved in terrestrial "nonsense" such as petty arguments or domestic tumult.
Aquarians need no one. You will often find them living alone or as an aloof partner in marriages where their mate travels a lot. It is easy for Aquarians to have a few parallel lives, as they never let one hand know what the other is doing. They are pleasant people and usually very honest-in their own way. They can, however, be considered selfish, as they like to behave according to their personal style. They don't enjoy being told what to do. Aquarians are not dictatorial. But they like power. Yet they won't use force to achieve their goals. Aquarians are clever and elusive characters to whom stratagem is second nature.
They surround themselves with friends and are usually liked by all. But, in a strange way, Aquarians are not really connected to terrestrial matters. They tend to hover about three feet over their own heads all the time and seem to be observing life from a silent helicopter position. It is said that Aquarius is the sign of madness or great power. More United States presidents were born in Aquarius than in any other sign.
You can be the intimate friend of an Aquarian and expect to see him once a year. Aquarius won't require too much of their mates. Aquarians are really very eccentric. If you love an Aquarian, don't hang on him or her. Don't pry into her private life, and above all, when your Aquarian shows up after a two-month absence from your life, don't ask questions. Just "Hello. How are you?" Aquarians detest rendering accounts.
All Shall Be Revealed
Next week.
MUFY results.
Result for the application at IMU.
Whether I'm good enough for Monash.
Enchanted.
And Golden Compass maybe.
MUFY results.
Result for the application at IMU.
Whether I'm good enough for Monash.
Enchanted.
And Golden Compass maybe.
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
A Tribute for My Faithful Companion.
I still remember.
The first time I lay my eyes on you.
Erm.. On a second thought, I don't remember when or how was it actually. xP
But I definitely remember my driving classes.
The driving instructor is a, allow me to use this word, bastard.
If there's no drawback and consequences that i might put myself through, and given chance, I would curse him with every name under the moon. In front of him. Give him a good slap, I might add.
Anyway, back to the main point, you gave me strength to persevere and finish that damn course.
If you're not there, I will not be having my driving license now.
As a matter of fact, I was kinda new in this kind of things.
I admit.
I'd caused you so much damage.
I'd hurt you so much. (well, in fact the most recent ones happened yesterday)
But you're still a loyal and faithful companion.
You accompanied me wherever I would go.
Never said a word even though I brought my friends along.
Did not complain, no matter how bad the weather is.
Accompanied me whenever I'm feeling lonely.
You're the best car I've ever had.
My Kia Spectra.
P/S :
Too bad you cant accompany me to watch movies.
The first time I lay my eyes on you.
Erm.. On a second thought, I don't remember when or how was it actually. xP
But I definitely remember my driving classes.
The driving instructor is a, allow me to use this word, bastard.
If there's no drawback and consequences that i might put myself through, and given chance, I would curse him with every name under the moon. In front of him. Give him a good slap, I might add.
Anyway, back to the main point, you gave me strength to persevere and finish that damn course.
If you're not there, I will not be having my driving license now.
As a matter of fact, I was kinda new in this kind of things.
I admit.
I'd caused you so much damage.
I'd hurt you so much. (well, in fact the most recent ones happened yesterday)
But you're still a loyal and faithful companion.
You accompanied me wherever I would go.
Never said a word even though I brought my friends along.
Did not complain, no matter how bad the weather is.
Accompanied me whenever I'm feeling lonely.
You're the best car I've ever had.
My Kia Spectra.
P/S :
Too bad you cant accompany me to watch movies.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Update just for the sake of updating
Yup..
Been having great emotional stress lately.. and my mood is pretty unstable from time to time (oh well.. since when it's stable anyway.. just picture this as a worse condition).
I thought I'll feel better after I talk to some close friends.. But the thought always vanished when I lay my fingers on the phone's keypad.. --> I'm terrible at speaking.. especially through phone.. Just the thought of calling increases the amount of noradrenalin released into my blood stream xD
Tried to communicate via MSN.. But you see, I.. sorta.. Can't think of anything to say and the chat box will usually hang there..
Okay I admit I'm terrible at communicating. But somehow I just NEED to talk.. talk about anything..
I just need some company haha..
Stupid darwin.. not free this weekend.. Stupid Deric.. Went to China (even if he's here he would either say "no money" or "need to teman gf").
Man.. I need a life.. I need a friend.. I need a girlfriend.. I need more sleep.. I need company.. I need.. erm.. duno what else lol..
I know. This is a lame post.
But hey, at least I updated my blog right? xP
Btw, NS third batch!!? Wat the- =.=''
Been having great emotional stress lately.. and my mood is pretty unstable from time to time (oh well.. since when it's stable anyway.. just picture this as a worse condition).
I thought I'll feel better after I talk to some close friends.. But the thought always vanished when I lay my fingers on the phone's keypad.. --> I'm terrible at speaking.. especially through phone.. Just the thought of calling increases the amount of noradrenalin released into my blood stream xD
Tried to communicate via MSN.. But you see, I.. sorta.. Can't think of anything to say and the chat box will usually hang there..
Okay I admit I'm terrible at communicating. But somehow I just NEED to talk.. talk about anything..
I just need some company haha..
Stupid darwin.. not free this weekend.. Stupid Deric.. Went to China (even if he's here he would either say "no money" or "need to teman gf").
Man.. I need a life.. I need a friend.. I need a girlfriend.. I need more sleep.. I need company.. I need.. erm.. duno what else lol..
I know. This is a lame post.
But hey, at least I updated my blog right? xP
Btw, NS third batch!!? Wat the- =.=''
Monday, November 12, 2007
Sigh. My life is kinda.. in a mess now.. haha..
Sooooo many things coming up.. interviews, finals, IELTS, national service, interviews and interviews..
Crap.
I think I screwed up my chemistry, so.. Monash is a goner for me. ><
Now maybe going IMU or Manipal , with the latter one as current priority.
Sigh.
Which means maybe I'll go India to study. @.@
It's not that India is not good, but I have to leave everything behind - temporarily.. haha.. my car!! my friends!! my com!!
I'm so gonna miss everything..
Who am I gonna call when I feel like crying? xD lolz..
Who will accompany me to play Time Crisis and House of the Dead at arcade?
Who will watch retarded, boring movies like Third Generation with me?
Sien!
I wanna be a secondary school student again.
Sooooo many things coming up.. interviews, finals, IELTS, national service, interviews and interviews..
Crap.
I think I screwed up my chemistry, so.. Monash is a goner for me. ><
Now maybe going IMU or Manipal , with the latter one as current priority.
Sigh.
Which means maybe I'll go India to study. @.@
It's not that India is not good, but I have to leave everything behind - temporarily.. haha.. my car!! my friends!! my com!!
I'm so gonna miss everything..
Who am I gonna call when I feel like crying? xD lolz..
Who will accompany me to play Time Crisis and House of the Dead at arcade?
Who will watch retarded, boring movies like Third Generation with me?
Sien!
I wanna be a secondary school student again.
Saturday, October 27, 2007
My Report Card. lol.
| YOUR REPORT CARD: | |
| Category | Grade |
| Love | C |
| Friends and Family | A+ |
| Body | A+ |
| Mind | C |
| Finance / Career | A |
| Your Life's Average Grade: A | |
| 'What is your Life Grade?' at QuizGalaxy.com | |
Monday, October 22, 2007
FRUSTRATION
ARRRGH!!
I don't know what on earth is going on..
All my files - as in, my pictures, some powerpoint presentations, notes, avatars, funny pics etc- ALL GONE..
My folder, which was initially hidden, was discovered missing this morning..
When I turned my com on today, the "folder option" is set in a way that hidden files are shown, which of course, means that someone (or something?) changed the settings earlier..
I tried everything..
Google for solution (in case it's some kind of bug), tried some of the offered solutions..
Experimented with file recovery software (the kind of program which will recover your files after got deleted FROM recycle bin)..
I DID found some of my files there.. But that's it.. just a few files/pictures which I recognized their names..
Basically the files seemed to be in a bad condition after I recovered them.. Can't even open them..
Damn it.. -Allow me - WTF is going on?
Virus infection is unlikely.
A bug in windows seems unlikely too, though that's a possibility.. But, my files just vanished into thin air. They are not in a "hidden" form, as usually they are still accessible via Shortcuts I created earlier even when they are hidden.
Another possibility is someone deleted them.
But who? And why?
Damn frustrated and sad now.. Argh..
Next time I'm gonna get 8GB pen drive and backup all my stuffs.. hmph.
I don't know what on earth is going on..
All my files - as in, my pictures, some powerpoint presentations, notes, avatars, funny pics etc- ALL GONE..
My folder, which was initially hidden, was discovered missing this morning..
When I turned my com on today, the "folder option" is set in a way that hidden files are shown, which of course, means that someone (or something?) changed the settings earlier..
I tried everything..
Google for solution (in case it's some kind of bug), tried some of the offered solutions..
Experimented with file recovery software (the kind of program which will recover your files after got deleted FROM recycle bin)..
I DID found some of my files there.. But that's it.. just a few files/pictures which I recognized their names..
Basically the files seemed to be in a bad condition after I recovered them.. Can't even open them..
Damn it.. -Allow me - WTF is going on?
Virus infection is unlikely.
A bug in windows seems unlikely too, though that's a possibility.. But, my files just vanished into thin air. They are not in a "hidden" form, as usually they are still accessible via Shortcuts I created earlier even when they are hidden.
Another possibility is someone deleted them.
But who? And why?
Damn frustrated and sad now.. Argh..
Next time I'm gonna get 8GB pen drive and backup all my stuffs.. hmph.
Sunday, October 21, 2007
It sucks when couples holding hands or kissing are in sight..
Reminds me of the lonely path I'm currently walking on..
I'm just a human..
I want to be showered with love and care too..
Well, I'm not that bad right? Except for my over sensitive-ness and un-sporting-ness and always "merajuk"-ness and overweight-ness and low in self-esteem etc.. haha..
I guess it's time for me to face the hard, cold reality..
Someone like me doesn't have "market"..
Who am I trying to fool?
Regardless of my willingness to give them everything I have..
Regardless of my futile efforts to gain a spot in their hearts..
Nobodywilleverloveme.
I will always be remembered as just another friend.
Or maybe even..
Forgotten.....
Reminds me of the lonely path I'm currently walking on..
I'm just a human..
I want to be showered with love and care too..
Well, I'm not that bad right? Except for my over sensitive-ness and un-sporting-ness and always "merajuk"-ness and overweight-ness and low in self-esteem etc.. haha..
I guess it's time for me to face the hard, cold reality..
Someone like me doesn't have "market"..
Who am I trying to fool?
Regardless of my willingness to give them everything I have..
Regardless of my futile efforts to gain a spot in their hearts..
Nobodywilleverloveme.
I will always be remembered as just another friend.
Or maybe even..
Forgotten.....
Friday, October 19, 2007
Spam
| Your Birthdate: February 17 |
 You love being in love... so much so that it's very hard for you to be single. Unfortunately, it's difficult for you to stay in love over time. Too many people intrigue you! Only your true love will be able to keep you interested over time. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 1 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 4 You are most compatible with people born on the 8th, 17th, and 26th of the month. |
just found this on sze yee's blog while going through people's blogs..
haha..
4 times? =.=''
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Financial Crisis!
OMG I'm left with 50 cent for this week!
haha.. not even enough to pay for the parking fees =.=''
Scanning for reason.......
Scanning.....
Scanning.....
Scanning.....
Sabar lah tengah scan ni!
Scanning.....
Reason Detected.
Reason : uncontrolled purchase of books.
1. Spent RM70 at Borders Times Square on last thursday.
2. Spent another RM30 at MPH Mid Valley on last friday.
3. Spent RM100 at MPH Sunway Pyramid yesterday.
Wakakaka.. I should be awarded with the medal of honor, for I helped to improve the economy..
Sigh.. Yesterday was.. crappy.. got back ALL my trial papers in one shot.. haha..
though some of them did not meet the marks I expected.. but overall I'm satisfied with my marks.. not to mention my English and Physics results surprised me.. haha.. Was expecting to get Credit or Pass for both of them actually.. xD
Anyway, if you love to read.. Then you gotta read the twilight series..
Trust me, its definitely worth reading.. and it's movie is on the way! (not anywhere soon though)
For more information about the book or the movie, try clicking here! xD
haha.. not even enough to pay for the parking fees =.=''
Scanning for reason.......
Scanning.....
Scanning.....
Scanning.....
Sabar lah tengah scan ni!
Scanning.....
Reason Detected.
Reason : uncontrolled purchase of books.
1. Spent RM70 at Borders Times Square on last thursday.
2. Spent another RM30 at MPH Mid Valley on last friday.
3. Spent RM100 at MPH Sunway Pyramid yesterday.
Wakakaka.. I should be awarded with the medal of honor, for I helped to improve the economy..
Sigh.. Yesterday was.. crappy.. got back ALL my trial papers in one shot.. haha..
though some of them did not meet the marks I expected.. but overall I'm satisfied with my marks.. not to mention my English and Physics results surprised me.. haha.. Was expecting to get Credit or Pass for both of them actually.. xD
Anyway, if you love to read.. Then you gotta read the twilight series..
Trust me, its definitely worth reading.. and it's movie is on the way! (not anywhere soon though)
For more information about the book or the movie, try clicking here! xD
Friday, October 12, 2007
Boooooks!
Haha.. Went to Borders at Times Square and MPH at Mid Valley recently..
And bought lotsa books! xD
(doubt i have the time to read all of them though, at least not in near future..)
The Sword of Shannara, The Five People You Meet In Heaven and Twilight..
Among the three, i find Twilight the most interesting of all.. haha.. So I decided to read it first.. The first few chapters were wonderful! Full with sarcasm which never failed to make me laugh like a five-year-old.. Haha..
I sense that I'm going to have my head buried in the books over the next few weeks.. xD
And bought lotsa books! xD
(doubt i have the time to read all of them though, at least not in near future..)
The Sword of Shannara, The Five People You Meet In Heaven and Twilight..
Among the three, i find Twilight the most interesting of all.. haha.. So I decided to read it first.. The first few chapters were wonderful! Full with sarcasm which never failed to make me laugh like a five-year-old.. Haha..
I sense that I'm going to have my head buried in the books over the next few weeks.. xD
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Tagged =.=''
Name 20 people you can think of at the top of your head.2. Don’t read the questions before you write, and tag 5 ppl to do the survey.
1. Deric
2. Roger
3. Valerie
4. Si Jie
5. Kai Li
6. Ann June
7. Kit Yee
8. Bee Theng
9. Ai Lyn
10. Bi Lin
11. Kah Yian
12. Jarret
13. Nisha
14. Cynthea
15. Steph
16. Kam Wai
17. Chu Ian (sorry dude, forgot abt you haha..)
18. Kelvin
19. Ben
20. Xiao Chiann
1) How did you meet 14? (Cynthea)
Hmm.. Well.. Forget already.. Probably introduced by no.13 xP
2) What would you do if you haven’t met no. 1? (Deric)
My life would be free from this never ending talk about his girlfriend. No offense though, i enjoy listening to him xD (most of the time, at least). Well, not a reliable warrior you can depend on when you are in danger, but at least he is (was) one of the "kaki" in dota who plays almost every night back then.. haha.. without him we won't have access to many "juicy" stories.. right, deric? lolz.. Wait a moment.. Did I address the question? I think I'm off topic already.. But.. who cares.. haha.. lazy to change..
3) What would you do if 20 and 9 dated? (Xiao Chiann/Ai Lyn)
I can't wait to tell everybody about it.
--> the first les couple around (official one, at least)
4) Would 6 and 17 make a good couple? (Chu Ian/ A.June)
They are a couple, in fact. =.='' Yes they do make a good couple. xD
...
...
I guess.
5) Describe no.3. (Val)
Hmm.. Not that I've licked her face or hand or anything, but, yeah, she's one sweet girl..
Elegant. One of the nicest girl I've met in my life..
Surprisingly she's still single.. haha.. *shrugs*
6) Do you think no 8 is attractive? (Bee Theng)
Attractive? Well, from a boy's point of view, in a way, she is.
(ahem.. especially to some people.. right, everybody? *wicked smile*)
7) Tell me about no. 7. (Kit Yee) <-- the cute kit yee, not the sab punya kit yee Ahh.. This girl..
CUTE!!!
When you see her you'll know.. hahaahahahhaa... sorry kit yee.. just can't help it.. xD
She's one gifted child.. From math to physics to language subjects..
She's a strong competitor.. (not for me though, you'll know why when you compare my physic marks and hers.. Mine.. Not a threat to her at all.. lol)
9) What is no 8’s favourite? (Bee Theng again =.='')
Not sure.. some korean actor named kjh i think.. sorry yea bee theng! ><
10) What would you do if 11 confesses that he/she likes you? (Kah Yian)
Tapau my stuffs immediately and hide!
Jarret's gonna chop me for sure.. haha..
11) What language does 15 speak? (Steph)
BM, English, Tamil.. I guess..
12) Who is 9 going out with? (Ai Lyn)
Well.. No idea xD
13) How old is 16 now? (Kam Wai)
18
14) When was the last time you talked to 13? (Nisha)
Last friday
15) No. 2’s fav singer? (Roger)
David Tao? Lee Hom?
16) Would you date no.18? (Kelvin)
It's our destiny, kelvin..
GAY!!!
lol.. OF COURSE I WONT DATE HIM, FOR GOD'S SAKE..
AREN'T WE GAY ENOUGH IN COLLEGE ALREADY?
hahaahahahahahahahahhahahaahahhahahahaha.. (endless laughters)
17) Would you date 4? (Si Jie)
She got bf already, i think..
Next!
18) Is 15 single? (Steph)
Yup
19) What’s 10’s last name? (Bi Lin)
Loi
20) Would you ever consider being in a relationship with 11? (Kah Yian)
No idea.. Refer Q10..
21)What school does 3 go to? (Val)
SAB, TARC?
22)Where does 6 live? (Ann June)
Ermm........
...
...
dunno.. =.=''
23) What’s your fav thing bout 5? (Kai Li)
Ish.. this is one tough question..
*5 minutes later*
must I name one?
*10 minutes later*
grrr.. struggling to think of any..
*15 minutes later*
Punctual.. maybe?
lol.. jk jk.. don't take it personally yea kai li.. haahaha..
I shall be a nice guy today and tag nobody.. haha.. feel free to do it.. if you are interested.. =.=''
1. Deric
2. Roger
3. Valerie
4. Si Jie
5. Kai Li
6. Ann June
7. Kit Yee
8. Bee Theng
9. Ai Lyn
10. Bi Lin
11. Kah Yian
12. Jarret
13. Nisha
14. Cynthea
15. Steph
16. Kam Wai
17. Chu Ian (sorry dude, forgot abt you haha..)
18. Kelvin
19. Ben
20. Xiao Chiann
1) How did you meet 14? (Cynthea)
Hmm.. Well.. Forget already.. Probably introduced by no.13 xP
2) What would you do if you haven’t met no. 1? (Deric)
My life would be free from this never ending talk about his girlfriend. No offense though, i enjoy listening to him xD (most of the time, at least). Well, not a reliable warrior you can depend on when you are in danger, but at least he is (was) one of the "kaki" in dota who plays almost every night back then.. haha.. without him we won't have access to many "juicy" stories.. right, deric? lolz.. Wait a moment.. Did I address the question? I think I'm off topic already.. But.. who cares.. haha.. lazy to change..
3) What would you do if 20 and 9 dated? (Xiao Chiann/Ai Lyn)
I can't wait to tell everybody about it.
--> the first les couple around (official one, at least)
4) Would 6 and 17 make a good couple? (Chu Ian/ A.June)
They are a couple, in fact. =.='' Yes they do make a good couple. xD
...
...
I guess.
5) Describe no.3. (Val)
Hmm.. Not that I've licked her face or hand or anything, but, yeah, she's one sweet girl..
Elegant. One of the nicest girl I've met in my life..
Surprisingly she's still single.. haha.. *shrugs*
6) Do you think no 8 is attractive? (Bee Theng)
Attractive? Well, from a boy's point of view, in a way, she is.
(ahem.. especially to some people.. right, everybody? *wicked smile*)
7) Tell me about no. 7. (Kit Yee) <-- the cute kit yee, not the sab punya kit yee Ahh.. This girl..
CUTE!!!
When you see her you'll know.. hahaahahahhaa... sorry kit yee.. just can't help it.. xD
She's one gifted child.. From math to physics to language subjects..
She's a strong competitor.. (not for me though, you'll know why when you compare my physic marks and hers.. Mine.. Not a threat to her at all.. lol)
9) What is no 8’s favourite? (Bee Theng again =.='')
Not sure.. some korean actor named kjh i think.. sorry yea bee theng! ><
10) What would you do if 11 confesses that he/she likes you? (Kah Yian)
Tapau my stuffs immediately and hide!
Jarret's gonna chop me for sure.. haha..
11) What language does 15 speak? (Steph)
BM, English, Tamil.. I guess..
12) Who is 9 going out with? (Ai Lyn)
Well.. No idea xD
13) How old is 16 now? (Kam Wai)
18
14) When was the last time you talked to 13? (Nisha)
Last friday
15) No. 2’s fav singer? (Roger)
David Tao? Lee Hom?
16) Would you date no.18? (Kelvin)
It's our destiny, kelvin..
GAY!!!
lol.. OF COURSE I WONT DATE HIM, FOR GOD'S SAKE..
AREN'T WE GAY ENOUGH IN COLLEGE ALREADY?
hahaahahahahahahahahhahahaahahhahahahaha.. (endless laughters)
17) Would you date 4? (Si Jie)
She got bf already, i think..
Next!
18) Is 15 single? (Steph)
Yup
19) What’s 10’s last name? (Bi Lin)
Loi
20) Would you ever consider being in a relationship with 11? (Kah Yian)
No idea.. Refer Q10..
21)What school does 3 go to? (Val)
SAB, TARC?
22)Where does 6 live? (Ann June)
Ermm........
...
...
dunno.. =.=''
23) What’s your fav thing bout 5? (Kai Li)
Ish.. this is one tough question..
*5 minutes later*
must I name one?
*10 minutes later*
grrr.. struggling to think of any..
*15 minutes later*
Punctual.. maybe?
lol.. jk jk.. don't take it personally yea kai li.. haahaha..
I shall be a nice guy today and tag nobody.. haha.. feel free to do it.. if you are interested.. =.=''
At the end of the pitch-black tunnel..
Few days ago, driven by extreme boredom, I re-read the book that I "abandoned" halfway..
(as i always fall asleep when reading it xD)
Surprisingly, I find it starting to get more and more interesting..
(well.. at least the romance part of it LOL.. not "arousing", mind you, just heart-warming and sweet @.@)
And the best of all, I have outings to look forward to! Finally..
Seriously, I hate holidays when you have no events to look forward to and no interesting books to keep you company..
(not before I stopped dota-ing, though)
Been quite lazy, if not extremely, lately..
1 .Wake up (inclusive of brush teeth and bath)
2. Eat
3. Read The Priestess of the White
4. Watch The Drive of Life
5. Repeat step 3, then step 2 and step 4
6. Sleep (inclusive of teeth-brushing and bathing beforehand)
[Insert "Online" between the steps]
Can't believe I'm leading a life like this. The finals is in 3 weeks' time.
Priority List
(online=tv=eat=read=sleep) > study
Go swimming now i shall.
bb
p/s :
i did not say that i suspect my younger brother have a slightly "different" preference, but, he's been calling one boy so often.. or boys perhaps.. Like, more than 1-2 hours of phone conversation every single day.
Nowadays when the phone rings, I will say, "oi! your phone call" even before answering it. No, I did not say that I overheard them saying something about valentine's day. No, I did not say that their "back" might be "broke".Nor did i said something about "mountain".
LOL.
(as i always fall asleep when reading it xD)
Surprisingly, I find it starting to get more and more interesting..
(well.. at least the romance part of it LOL.. not "arousing", mind you, just heart-warming and sweet @.@)
And the best of all, I have outings to look forward to! Finally..
Seriously, I hate holidays when you have no events to look forward to and no interesting books to keep you company..
(not before I stopped dota-ing, though)
Been quite lazy, if not extremely, lately..
1 .Wake up (inclusive of brush teeth and bath)
2. Eat
3. Read The Priestess of the White
4. Watch The Drive of Life
5. Repeat step 3, then step 2 and step 4
6. Sleep (inclusive of teeth-brushing and bathing beforehand)
[Insert "Online" between the steps]
Can't believe I'm leading a life like this. The finals is in 3 weeks' time.
Priority List
(online=tv=eat=read=sleep) > study
Go swimming now i shall.
bb
p/s :
i did not say that i suspect my younger brother have a slightly "different" preference, but, he's been calling one boy so often.. or boys perhaps.. Like, more than 1-2 hours of phone conversation every single day.
Nowadays when the phone rings, I will say, "oi! your phone call" even before answering it. No, I did not say that I overheard them saying something about valentine's day. No, I did not say that their "back" might be "broke".Nor did i said something about "mountain".
LOL.
Sunday, October 7, 2007
Sien --> Nothing to do --> Emo.
WHY?!
Man, this holiday is going way more boring than I thought. It's just the second day, and I'm already standing at the edge of madness.
Perhaps its my wierd holiday.. People always have class/school during MY holiday!!! Sigh..
Weekends they have to entertain bf/gf pulak (most of them i mean)..
And guess what? My bro is crying because i'm using the computer and he wants to play online game. Baru online 12 minutes. =.=''
Great.. What am I going to do now? Let him play and let myself "berkulat"?
ZZZ.. i guess I better let him play, before he seeks "assistance" from "greater force" aka parents.
Is it so bloody hard for people to muster just a teenie wittle bit of respect for me?
Actually there's many things I would like to share.. Maybe next time bah..
Bah.. I go emo bah..
As lonely as usual..
Man, this holiday is going way more boring than I thought. It's just the second day, and I'm already standing at the edge of madness.
Perhaps its my wierd holiday.. People always have class/school during MY holiday!!! Sigh..
Weekends they have to entertain bf/gf pulak (most of them i mean)..
And guess what? My bro is crying because i'm using the computer and he wants to play online game. Baru online 12 minutes. =.=''
Great.. What am I going to do now? Let him play and let myself "berkulat"?
ZZZ.. i guess I better let him play, before he seeks "assistance" from "greater force" aka parents.
Is it so bloody hard for people to muster just a teenie wittle bit of respect for me?
Actually there's many things I would like to share.. Maybe next time bah..
Bah.. I go emo bah..
As lonely as usual..
Friday, October 5, 2007
"West North" SIEN xD
OMG!
Trials is finally over.. haha..
One-week holiday starts.. NOW!!
Sigh.. Haven't got any plans for the holiday, since almost everybody else is going to have school/class.. Well.. I guess its down to my college friends xD (tak ada berita tentang outing from them yet, though..)
This holiday is going to be hell.. Everything is going the wrong way.. so far:
-tried to download Heroes and Bourne series, at 7kb/s =.='' (its gonna take aproximately 99:99:99 to finish downloading the video, according to BitComet)
-tried to play yahoo chess, which the stupid opponent did not want to move even there's only one available move.. >/ (that's why i'm blogging now..)
Well.. SOMEBODY COME LEPAK WITH ME PLSSSSSS!!!
There's sooo many movies I wanna watch! (I think I broke my personal record : didn't go to the cinemas for more than 35 days and 22 hours)
I THIRST FOR MOVIE AND NICE BOOKS!!!
*ROARS!!!*
Sigh.. For the time being i shall "korek" my pile of books to find some book to be read again.
P/S: YES!! He finally moved his damn King, which I pawned in my very next move. lolz. cheers xD
"Y' is not a Y. Its an antibody. lol.
Hence the equation : biology = makes people go crazy
Trials is finally over.. haha..
One-week holiday starts.. NOW!!
Sigh.. Haven't got any plans for the holiday, since almost everybody else is going to have school/class.. Well.. I guess its down to my college friends xD (tak ada berita tentang outing from them yet, though..)
This holiday is going to be hell.. Everything is going the wrong way.. so far:
-tried to download Heroes and Bourne series, at 7kb/s =.='' (its gonna take aproximately 99:99:99 to finish downloading the video, according to BitComet)
-tried to play yahoo chess, which the stupid opponent did not want to move even there's only one available move.. >/ (that's why i'm blogging now..)
Well.. SOMEBODY COME LEPAK WITH ME PLSSSSSS!!!
There's sooo many movies I wanna watch! (I think I broke my personal record : didn't go to the cinemas for more than 35 days and 22 hours)
I THIRST FOR MOVIE AND NICE BOOKS!!!
*ROARS!!!*
Sigh.. For the time being i shall "korek" my pile of books to find some book to be read again.
P/S: YES!! He finally moved his damn King, which I pawned in my very next move. lolz. cheers xD
"Y' is not a Y. Its an antibody. lol.
Hence the equation : biology = makes people go crazy
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Why women are so hard to be pleased?
Another one xD
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"
So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs". The second floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs and Love Kids". The third floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking."
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
At the fourth floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework."
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak." She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: "You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store."
It's not over yet.. xD
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. It too has six floors.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"
So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs". The second floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs and Love Kids". The third floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking."
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
At the fourth floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework."
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak." She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: "You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store."
It's not over yet.. xD
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. It too has six floors.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
The Waiter and the Spoon
Well.. this one was taken for lowyat.net.. haha.. nothing else to do xD
Last night, I went with some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.
It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around I saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.
When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, 'Why the spoon?' 'Well,' he explained, 'the restaurant's owners hired a consulting firm to revamp all our processes.
After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour.
If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.'
As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. 'I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now.'
I was impressed! I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly.
Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies.
So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, 'Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?'
'Oh, certainly!' Then he lowered his voice. 'Not everyone is so observant... That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the restroom.
By tying this string to the end of our 'you know what', we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent.'
'Hhmmm...After you get it out, how do you put it back?' I asked
'Well,' he whispered, 'I don't know about the others... but I use the spoon.'
Last night, I went with some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.
It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around I saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.
When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, 'Why the spoon?' 'Well,' he explained, 'the restaurant's owners hired a consulting firm to revamp all our processes.
After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour.
If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.'
As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. 'I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now.'
I was impressed! I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly.
Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies.
So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, 'Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?'
'Oh, certainly!' Then he lowered his voice. 'Not everyone is so observant... That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the restroom.
By tying this string to the end of our 'you know what', we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent.'
'Hhmmm...After you get it out, how do you put it back?' I asked
'Well,' he whispered, 'I don't know about the others... but I use the spoon.'
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Physics and English!!!!
Arghh!!.. Physics and english are killing me inside out..
Sorry but i really cannot stand it anymore.. I shall flame english theme studies!!
Man.. I can't believe i only get 11.5/20 for theme studies written test.. I'm lucky to have my presentation and project marks to cover it up for now.. But my main worries now is my trial and finals.. ><
Physics! My worst nightmare ever since form 4. I don't know why but i just cant do physics. LOL.
Don't look at me, even me myself also don't know whats the reason behind me signing up up for physics at the start of the year. awh damn it.
Trials is just around the corner and without a doubt, it has cornered me. I'm doomed.
Yet I'm still blogging here and neglecting my studies. "Dai sei" right?
Haha.. xP
Sorry but i really cannot stand it anymore.. I shall flame english theme studies!!
Man.. I can't believe i only get 11.5/20 for theme studies written test.. I'm lucky to have my presentation and project marks to cover it up for now.. But my main worries now is my trial and finals.. ><
Physics! My worst nightmare ever since form 4. I don't know why but i just cant do physics. LOL.
Don't look at me, even me myself also don't know whats the reason behind me signing up up for physics at the start of the year. awh damn it.
Trials is just around the corner and without a doubt, it has cornered me. I'm doomed.
Yet I'm still blogging here and neglecting my studies. "Dai sei" right?
Haha.. xP
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Not Tonight
taken from top10world.net.. well.. just wanna share with you guys xD
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”
I said “WHAT??!! What was that?!”
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you…she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.” She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.”
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.”
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?”
I then said “honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”
Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either.
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”
I said “WHAT??!! What was that?!”
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you…she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.” She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.”
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.”
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?”
I then said “honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”
Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Screwed!
Aiyooooo.. my english theme studies damn char ler..
I've lost quite a lot of marks there.. Now i'm worried about my trials and finals..
Hope that I still can get HD for english.. Oh well.. I better pray i can get 42 out of 50 for finals =/
But anyway if i wanna do medic in monash, my english should be around 85%, which means i have to score 47/50 in my finals..
Judging by my current results.. FAT CHANCE..
So, the conclusion is, I'm screwed. Not literally, of course. GG.
I've lost quite a lot of marks there.. Now i'm worried about my trials and finals..
Hope that I still can get HD for english.. Oh well.. I better pray i can get 42 out of 50 for finals =/
But anyway if i wanna do medic in monash, my english should be around 85%, which means i have to score 47/50 in my finals..
Judging by my current results.. FAT CHANCE..
So, the conclusion is, I'm screwed. Not literally, of course. GG.
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